Hush, little child, do not say a phrase,
Mama’s gonna purchase you a large hen.
And if that hen decides to drown
Mama’s gonna purchase you a troop of clowns:
And if these clown refuse to kill,
Mama simply hopes this bunny will:
And if that bunny eats your face,
Mama’s received a pig to take its place:
And if that demon swine will not maim,
Mama’s gonna love you simply…
Due to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it actually must be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?
P.S. It is by no means too early to start out adorning for spooky season, and these stick-on bats have been my largest hit final 12 months:
3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 laptop set
They’re product of sturdy plastic, are available 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads to simply stick them up anyplace in or outdoors your property. (I put a complete belfry of them on our entrance door.) (I do not know if “belfry” is true, however I am going with it. :D) Even higher, the entire 60 piece set is barely $10 Prime!
They’re product of sturdy plastic, are available 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads for simple sticking. (I like to recommend including a bit poster tack to the biggest measurement, although, since mine have began falling off the wall.) This is what I simply did with a few of mine:
I additionally like placing a complete flock on the entrance door. 🙂