Hush, little child, do not say a phrase,

Mama’s gonna purchase you a large hen.

And if that hen decides to drown

Mama’s gonna purchase you a troop of clowns:

And if these clown refuse to kill,

Mama simply hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama’s received a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine will not maim,

Mama’s gonna love you simply…

the…

…similar.

Due to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it actually must be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

*****

P.S. It is by no means too early to start out adorning for spooky season, and these stick-on bats have been my largest hit final 12 months:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 laptop set

They’re product of sturdy plastic, are available 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads to simply stick them up anyplace in or outdoors your property. (I put a complete belfry of them on our entrance door.) (I do not know if “belfry” is true, however I am going with it. :D) Even higher, the entire 60 piece set is barely $10 Prime!

They’re product of sturdy plastic, are available 4 completely different sizes, and have adhesive pads for simple sticking. (I like to recommend including a bit poster tack to the biggest measurement, although, since mine have began falling off the wall.) This is what I simply did with a few of mine:

I additionally like placing a complete flock on the entrance door. 🙂