As a result of bakeries are working out of concepts, I provide you with:

John Deere Zombie Chickens!

Also referred to as The Clucking Useless.

On a scale of 1 to gouging-out-your-own-eyes, how disturbing is that this?

Personally, I feel it falls someplace between “Ped Eggs” and toddlers-who-won’t-break-eye-contact.
[shudder]

However actually, the most effective half are the buttons. Go on, give it some thought.

Ever heard the expression, “getting sh**-faced?”

‘Cuz somebody took that WAY too actually

Ew.

Angie wished to get her pal a cake, however there was an issue: apparently “Completely satisfied fiftieth Birthday, Melissa” would not match.

However don’t be concerned, the baker was nonetheless capable of squeeze one thing out:

So transferring.

(Do you suppose the baker was wiped after this? Flushed with success? Prepared for the following stream of orders? Hey, the place are you going? [HAHA THAT WAS STILL A PUN] Come again! I have not used my well-known “You are in hassle” line but!)

Because of Sarah P., Dimitra L., Gina V., & Angie W. for caring sufficient… to offer a crap.