The Title Blame






I do know bakers see a whole lot of uncommon names nowadays, however typically you’ve got nonetheless received to marvel: 

 …are they doing “the medication?”

 (That is me channeling slightly little bit of my mother for you, proper there. She places a “the” in entrance of all the things, like going to “the Walmart” or seeing “the Star Wars” or disowning “the daughter.”)

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

There are so many wrecky butterfly muffins coming on this month that my first thought for this subsequent one was that it truly wasn’t so dangerous:


(Humorous factor: this one’s so much much less phallic than most butterfly wrecks, too.)

From a bakery that makes use of a whole lot of clipart:

(Sure, actually.)

On the plus facet, I’ve *seen* most bakery clip artwork on the market, and imagine me, that is an enchancment.

Do you assume this subsequent baker completed the cake, regarded down, and thought, “Hey, what a coincidence!”?

(And no, for you constructive Pollys on the market – the birthday boy was not named Nemo.)

Now, you would possibly assume you can keep away from your personal birthday wreck by simply having nothing on it.

And, hey, you may be proper.



Because of Kasha D., Windy S., Anony M., Heather Okay., Aisha A., Sue P., & Kristen H. for not naming any names.


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